quote0= "Yeah I do like vamp novels, they are pretty funny. Twilight was… the killer of vampire lore. -- Steven Bastet, on Twilight"; 
quote1= "I hate to break it to you princess but that was about as far from a pass at you as it can get... My bloody girlfriend would have my ass in a sling if she thought I was going around at all hours of the night kissing women in a dark alley. He squeezed tighter on the wheel with one hand and turned the ignition with the other. Breathe in. Breathe out. -- Jessie D'Vorn, on Emmeline Hambleton"; 
quote2= "Anybody else hear that the police finally called in Acacia? Looks like they finally arrested her for something. -- The Bathroom Stall";
quote3= "I'm sorry if I misled you into thinking I remember you. . . But I kind-of don't. -- by Neil Verere, on Aist Noir";

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